He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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