I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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