I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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