I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
