I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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