New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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