I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Congratulations! We have a period
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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