What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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