well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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