What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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