Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
is wine microwaveable?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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