apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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