I have demons in me.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this will be a night to untag.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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