No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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