I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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