My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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