I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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