She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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