He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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