I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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