i think i have two assholes
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I didn't notice because vodka
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
