Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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