In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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