suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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