You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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