My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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