so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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