You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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