Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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