is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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