I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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