so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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