just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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