This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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