She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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