I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I use my feet as sexual weapons
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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