Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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