Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
