It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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