Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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