At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
so much tequila, so little girl.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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