i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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