how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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