I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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