is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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