the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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