I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I need to align my fucking chakras
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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