I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
