Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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