I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Randomize
