But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
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bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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