Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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