When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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