I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
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You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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