He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
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I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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