I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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