So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
My vagina is very pro this idea
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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