when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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