Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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