Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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