found the other keg... it's in the tree
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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